Bacon Shaving Cream + 12 Bacon Roses + 25 Bacon Stickers. Holiday shopping - done.
J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream provides a luxurious shave while also reminding you what you ate for breakfast. Its rich bacon lather and heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.
Our Bacon Roses provide another way to experience the alluring scent of cured meat and also act as a powerful aphrodisiac. Bacon Roses will last forever and act as a constant reminder of your incredible generosity and virility. The bacon scent should last for up to a year or more depending on how they are stored, but your love may last forever.
Bacon Stickers are for the kids that you may eventually have after using Bacon Shaving Cream or giving Bacon Roses. Or for the kid inside you. Put them on your Trapper Keeper, in your car, wear them on your shirt or just place them around the house leading to a bed covered in bacon-scented roses. Bacon = Love.
NOTE: We sold out of our first batch! Product from our 2nd batch of Bacon Shaving Cream will ship to you by December 19th - and it will make it for Christmas if you're in the US! So order away.