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Free Don't Snort It Stickers

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Free Don't Snort It Stickers
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We’re Justin & Dave, the founders of J&D’s Foods, the makers of Bacon Salt®. It is our legal and slightly unpleasant duty to inform you about a new problem that  has the potential to be bigger than all other current major social issues combined and multiplied by one million: snorting Bacon Salt.

We know what you're thinking - what in the world could be wrong with that? That's what we said (and lobbied aggressively for with several morally flexible members of the US government). 

In the face of mounting government regulation and hefty legal fees - and in the tradition of other failed marketing campaigns designed to tell people what to do and how to do it - we are launching the Don't Snort It campaign and website. It is our hope that, despite the obvious benefits of Bacon Salt snorting to us in terms of increased sales and financial security, this initiative will help deal with the problem in a very passive-aggressive, yet legally acceptable fashion.

Now is the time for you to take action and help ensure that Justin & Dave are not temporarily incarcerated in a cushy, minimum-security white collar prison. 

We're providing you with 20 of these Don't Snort It stickers free of charge (you just have to pay shipping). Please post these in high traffic areas where you’re likely to reach the most people with weak wills and a love for the smell of bacon – just try not to break the laws you agree with or get hurt. 

Learn more about our Don't Snort It campaign here

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