You had your chance mayonnaise and other inferior sauces. Now it's my turn.
Spread some bacon love all over your burgers, your sandwiches, your potatoes. Dip your fries and onion rings in it. This stuff is so good you might even want to swim in it.
Don’t just stand there with your mouth open, player - you're giving me the meat sweats. Get some Epic Meal Time Bacon Flavored Spread.