I just came down with a case of Bacon Flavored Spread. Wait, that didn't sound right. Just load up on the Spread with a big old case. That's how players play.
Spread some bacon love all over your burgers, your sandwiches, your potatoes. Dip your fries and onion rings in it. This stuff is so good you might even want to swim in it.
Don’t just stand there with your mouth open, player - you're giving me the meat sweats. Get some Epic Meal Time Bacon Flavored Spread. 6 to a case.