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Bacon Sunscreen

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Bacon Sunscreen
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Introducing J&D’s Bacon Sunscreen™ For Sizzling Hot Weather. 

NOTE: Bacon Sunscreen is currently in production and available for pre-order. It will ship just in time for summer (early to mid-June). 

Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer. Bacon Sunscreen is enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers. It’s designed to keep even the most delicate skin protected from harmful UV rays and smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours. Please note that while pigs are not natural prey for sharks, we can’t guarantee that they won’t be ravenously hungry after smelling you.

FACT – The hottest place on Earth is the Lut Desert in Iran, which had an estimated temperature of 159.3 degrees F (70.7 C). This is almost but not quite hot enough to cook Bacon. Thought you should know.  


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