Throughout history, there have been countless failures at trying to combine 3 things into one. Remember the flying car that was also a mobile dental laboratory? After 3 violently turbulent root canals, the project was scrapped. Or the baby bottle/hot coffee mug/chainsaw - no idea why that failed...
But here's a 3-in-1 combination that really works - get your waffles, your bacon fix and your morning caffeine ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Smart, right?
Our Bacon Salt & Maple Wired Energy Waffles can save you precious seconds every morning. Precious seconds that might keep you from being in the wrong place at the wrong time - like under that falling safe or in the path of flying bird poop. You're welcome.
The package on these tasty waffles says that they're best served warm, but we don't believe everything we read and actually think they're pretty awesome cold.
